I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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