Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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