I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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