I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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