Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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