But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
