Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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