i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I know her cup size but not her name....
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