If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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