she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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