this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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