Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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