my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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