let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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