he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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