i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Vodka?
Forever.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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