I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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