What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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