he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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