Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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