is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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