fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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