his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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