worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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