I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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