is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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