Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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