I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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