Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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