my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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