escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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