Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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