we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Randomize
