At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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