I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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