NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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