Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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