it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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