drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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