ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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