I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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