Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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