A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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