Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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