a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
they're like a gay fantastic four
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I supernannyed him into submission
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