are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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