Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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