The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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