he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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