its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
