Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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