Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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