It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
