So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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