so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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