Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I checked into jail on foursquare
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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