if you like me you must not know who I am
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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