My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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