how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
i out mim tonsoeep
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